Goodbye India, hello Nepal




Arriving at 4 in the morning really isn't such a good idea. Tanakpur is well of the beaten tourist trail, crawling from the bus half awake then wandering around lost with stupid big red plastic things on our shoulders we soon acquire a crowd of drunk and somewhat undesirable locals.After a bit of argibargy and a suspiciously long and expensive taxi ride we get to a hotel just 2 minutes walk around the corner.
The next morning we're on route for our last river trip in India.
The Makali forms the border between western Nepal and the east bit of the Indian Himalaya. In late November with low water its a 4/5 day wilderness float trip. With the monsoon just petering out we're banking on a bit more action and a bit less time.
Borders seem to be a sensitive area in this part of the world and we hear a permit is required to get on the river. We opt for for a discrete undercover mission. Hopping off the bus in the nearest town, anything but the word discrete could be used as we blunder down the main street followed by a gang of screaming children. The next day a jeep takes us to a small village by the river. On arrival some bloke appears from a chi house and starts saying police - passport - police - passport. We leg it for the river.
Excitement reaches hysteria for a gang of local kids as we kit up. James decides to give a kayak lesson. Soon his boat, loaded with all his food and kit is transporting 3 kids rapidly towards the edge of the eddy. Out in the main current the swollen Makali races by and the words to that song "when will I be seeing you again" play through my mind.
The Makali is a fine fine river. From the village its 115km to the next road. The right bank is India and the left Nepal. Of course we don't set foot on the left bank as that would be highly illegal. Fast water and big wave trains race us down through alpine woodland then lush jungle. Small villages bud from the banks, local kids hurl themselves into the racing water and swim towards us as we drift by. Lots of the villages have large fishing boats moored high on the banks. As we pull up to a clear side stream a school of huge fish jump over our boats and scatter.
That evening after watching a couple of enormous black wasps dig holes then fight I cook up tinned fish on a driftwood fire before dossing down. During the night the clear sky flashes as if lightning is discharging somehow. Kind of weird.
In the next day we're not really sure where we are as I lost the map. The river picks up again into huge wave trains. Fun fun fun. A praying mantis lands on my paddle and the banks are alive with, err well, living things. Just as we start to look for camp no 2 the Makali flows through one final gorge and spills us out onto the open plains. We've covered the 115km trip in just 1.5 days on the water.
A mere 3.5 hrs of border post paperwork, 20hours of the most awful bus ride yet (a goat weed and pooed on the seats and the only decent break was for the driver to drink whisky at 2 in the morning) and we make Kathmandu.
Now here we are, hanging out at the Holy Lodge waiting for more people to arrive whilst eating fresh vegetables, numerous salad items and the odd cake.
India - a fantastic place to paddle, but really really hard work. We managed just 13 river days in 5 weeks (clocking up 800kms of paddling!). Id go back for sure but next time Ill take enough cash to hire a jeep and probably avoid the monsoon.










































